Jessica Simpson And Her Furry Purse Get Drunk

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May 15, 2008

Jessica Simpson hit L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina on May 10 and get all sorts of blitzed. She was with her best friend CaCee Cobb and Cobb’s boyfriend Donald Faison. Is that the dolt from Scrubs? Jessica knocked back booze drinks for four hours. Jessica got some bombed that she had to call her Moms Tina to come collect her. Her friend CaCee Cobb kept it classy by puking under the table. PARTAY!

Things are a little strange on Planet Jessica as of late. Her boyfriend Tony Romo was in Chicago over the weekend, allegedly telling people that he was done with her and her big boobies. And last week continued the epic story of her ex-boyfriend John Mayer’s ongoing Miami pool love with Jennifer Aniston. No wonder why she’s swimming her way to the bottom of a bottle.